How Not To Approach Girls
I was digging through my archives when I found a bunch of XML files inside a folder named “blog.” I loaded them up in a browser, and sure…enough, they contained essays I wrote from late 2009 to early 2010, which were at the time posted on my old Blogspot blog. Then I found this relic from my teenage years, date-stamped 20 September 2009, and I felt a strong urge to repost it. ¶ Original text follows. ¶ Nothing shouts FAIL more for a guy than screwing things up at the approach stage. Here are nineteen steps on how to do just that. ¶ First, look easily intimidated.
JM FloresNov 4, 2015